Imaginary Guitar Pedals

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    • Gen Alpha – The Digital Native

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    Gen Alpha – The Digital Native

    But wait, maybe I’m being very unfair here. I just read an article that utterly changed my mind about Gen Alpha, informing me how arrogant and unjust my description is. It’s not that they just desperately want to belong to Gen Z, no, they bear a cross that’s unique and entirely not of their own making.

    So please just wait a second, an improved version is on the way!

    Gen Alpha – The Digital Native

    A guitar pedal for digital natives. You rely on screen time, not stage time? You learned to swipe before you learned to write? This is for you! All knobs are reliably labelled. You get instant gratification instead of experience. Practice will never go viral but ignorance will. No hard feelings though …

    Pedal type:
    Modern Life
    Real-world equivalent:
    AI Fix-all Sound Enhancer and Generator
    AI model used:
    GPT Image 2 Low
    Controls:
    4x Swipe – what else?

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