A gui­tar ped­al for digit­al nat­ives. You rely on screen time, not stage time? You learned to sweep before you learned to write? This is for you! All knobs are reli­ably labelled. You get instant instead of exper­i­ence. Prac­tice will nev­er go vir­al but ignor­ance will. No hard feel­ings though …