Imaginary Guitar Pedals

They come in many colours and they do wondrous things

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    • Imaginary Guitar Pedals

    I started using AI because I wanted to create some cool T-shirt designs for guitar players. In April 2026, when GPT became capable of designing complete ads with slogans, text and even a genuine sense of humour, I somehow ended up turning everything around me into a guitar pedal.

    A strange habit. No doubt about it.

    • The Big Me — center of the universe guitar pedal

      The Big Me

      The first real Center of the Universe pedal. Because what good is all this music if it hasn’t got YOU right at the heart of it?

    • The DoubleDowner – a guitar that helps you stand by your blatant lies

      The DoubleDowner

      The DoubleDowner is a Massive Repeater pedal that forces your audience to believe your lies through sheer repetition.

    • The Fact Crusher – Cognitive Distortion Engine

      The Fact Crusher

      The Fact Crusher lets you deceive your audience with confidence and style: Don’t ever let facts stand in your way!

    • Bullshit Booster Guitar Pedal – part of the ever more popular populist's pedalboard

      The Bullshit Booster

      A psychological effects pedal to manipulate your audience and turn them into real believers – no matter what you say.

    • Demagogue Distortion Guitar Pedal – part of the ever more popular populist's pedalboard

      Demagogue Distortion

      The Demagogue Distortion pedal uses a massive attack to bulldoze your audience, forcing them to either believe your words or admire your lying.

    • The Tube Squeezer – Stay in tune and survive the commute

      The Tube Squeezer

      The Tube Squeezer smooths out the jangle of daily frustration and gives you that extra headroom you need when some oaf stands on your foot … again!

    • The Specificator – A rule enforcement pedal for the ruthless guitarist

      The Specificator

      The Specificator is the first guitar pedal to really bring structure to your sound, due to its precision, consistency and rule-enforcing capabilities.

    • The Optimist – a guitar pedal for a brighter tone and a brighter future

      The Optimist

      The Optimist is your go-to pedal when you’re searching for not just a brighter tone, but a brighter future. In these troubled times, a little optimism goes a long way.

    • The Poetizer — a Literary Helper for the Writing Guitarist

      The Poetizer

      Have you ever dreamed of turning your art into… well, ART? Now you can: The Poetizer takes your meagre song constructions and turns them into meaningful poetry in an instant.

    • The Quitter – a guitar pedal that takes fed-up-ness to a whole new level

      The Quitter

      The Quitter is best used like this: Turn all controls to full and exit the stage. That’s how it’s done!

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