Imaginary Guitar Pedals

They come in many colours and they do wondrous things

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    • The Giraffe – the first guitar effects pedal that is able to extend your guitar's neck length.

    The Giraffe

    Reach new heights with the world's first neck prolongation pedal

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    The Giraffe

    A unique guitar pedal that makes the giraffe’s evolutionary achievements available for the stage: not only is it able to extend your guitar’s neck length, but it also makes it thorn- and toxin-resistant. Enjoy your acacia twig on stage or in the studio!

    The Giraffe

    The only pedal that lets you customize your guitar’s most iconic feature: its neck.

    Pedal type:
    Animal Pedal
    Real-world equivalent:
    I don’t think there could be one.
    Controls:
    Neck Length, Thorn Resilience, Toxin Tolerance
    Prompt:
    “Ad for a guitar pedal called ‘The Giraffe’ that lets you dial in the length of the guitar neck and its ability to handle the acacias’ sharp thorns and chemical toxins.”

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