Here is a pedal that lets you surf the event horizon and ride cosmic waves all the way back to the first flickering of the Big Bang—folding itself neatly back into time and space until everything expands so far it has to contract again. It does so at a rate that isn’t just alarming, but absolutely terrifying. Except, of course, that anyone who might be terrified has long since melted to dust. Defying dimensionality in every way, it wreaks havoc on possibility itself, distorting and warping destruction to new heights, leaving nothing. Really, absolutely nothing… but nothing!
It features a heat-resistant carbon case. Enjoy!
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