They come in many colours and they do wondrous things

Distortion

Endzeit

Leave nothing to fate—in fact, leave nothing at all!
The Fact Crusher

The Fact Crusher lets you deceive your audience with confidence and style: Don’t ever let facts stand in your way!
The Bullshit Booster

A psychological effects pedal to manipulate your audience and turn them into real believers – no matter what you say.
Demagogue Distortion

The Demagogue Distortion pedal uses a massive attack to bulldoze your audience, forcing them to either believe your words or admire your lying.
The Giant

This is probably the biggest guitar pedal there ever was. Made to impress. Built to outlast.
The Nastifier

This is a guitar pedal that will make your guitar tone seem really unhinged. You might be a nice person, you might be quite harmless. You might never be able to hurt a soul. This pedal will take care of…
The Blackmailer

The Blackmailer is one of the finest extortion pedals on the market. Generations of mobster guitarists put their trust in this little nasty brick of a pedal. Why shouldn’t you?
HTTP 500 — Internal Server Error

An HTTP 500 Internal Server Error means something went wrong on the website’s server. So it’s really not your problem even though right now it is!
Collapse – Dystopia Creator Pedal

A genuine dystopia creator if there ever was one! Use it carefully but not sparingly.
TD-444 ToneDeath

This pedal flattens your sound until it is flatter than any flat earth believer could imagine things to be