Imaginary Guitar Pedals

Imaginary
Guitar Pedals

They come in many colours and they do wondrous things

Imaginary Guitar Pedals

I started using AI because I wanted to do some cool t-shirt designs for guitar-playing people. When in April 2026 GPT was able to design complete ads with slogans and text (and with real humour involved) I found myself turning everything around me into a guitar pedal. Strange habit for sure.

The Peacekeeper

The new Peacekeeper pedal by Harmony Electrics — World peace has never felt so possible!
The Fish Tank

This pedal exists for the sole reason so that we could claim “It’s built like fish tank.” Because it is. It doesn’t really matter what it does to your sound. I should wager it makes it kind of bubbly, rather…
The Toxic Boss

The Toxic Boss brings out the worst in you and lets you rule them all — right to the very last row.
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TD-444 ToneDeath

This pedal flattens your sound until it is flatter than any flat earth believer could imagine things to be
The Apologizer

When you’ve overstepped once again on stage or during rehearsals: Step on the Apologizer. People will forgive you.
The Shark Jumper

When the best lies behind you, shark up what’s coming!
The Super-Confuser

The Super-Confuser is for players who reject predictability as too uncreative. With its plethora of nonsensically named knobs it will drive you insane in an instant!
These funny little boxes …

Neat little coloured boxes, full of promise — a promise of wondrous sounds, yet unheard of, to come into this world.