Imaginary Guitar Pedals

They come in many colours and they do wondrous things

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    • Social Skills

    • The Quitter – a guitar pedal that takes fed-up-ness to a whole new level

      The Quitter

      The Quitter is best used like this: Turn all controls to full and exit the stage. That’s how it’s done!

    • The Self-Deprecator – an ego-deflator pedal for a more likeable impression on stage. De-Booster Pedal for over-gandiose stage personalities

      The Self-Deprecator

      The Self-Deprecator is the single most effective Ego-Deflator pedal on the market today (was that a bit too pompous? Sorry, we didn’t mean it!)

    • The Apologizer Guitar Pedal

      The Apologizer

      When you’ve overstepped once again on stage or during rehearsals: Step on the Apologizer. People will forgive you.

    • The Toxic Boss – a mean pedal that that will cause real problems at the workplace if used properly.

      The Toxic Boss

      The Toxic Boss brings out the worst in you and lets you rule them all — right to the very last row.

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