Imaginary Guitar Pedals

They come in many colours and they do wondrous things

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    • Self-Help Pedals

    • The Quitter – a guitar pedal that takes fed-up-ness to a whole new level

      The Quitter

      The Quitter is best used like this: Turn all controls to full and exit the stage. That’s how it’s done!

    • The Simplificator — Cut the Fuss and Play

      The Simplificator

      Cut the clutter. Kill the fluff. Stop overthinking and start playing.

    • The Correcter – it just might make things right

      The Correcter

      The Corrector instantly corrects your tone: takes it, bends it, tones it down if need be, and then straightens it out until it’s faultless!

    • The Ostracizer: A guitar pedal to get rid of the band

      The Ostracizer

      Reclaim the spotlight. Reclaim the stage. Reclaim your sanity, your eardrum, and your conscience. They are never going to learn and they don’t help the sound. So mute them, one by one. There is no other solution.

    • The Self-Deprecator – an ego-deflator pedal for a more likeable impression on stage. De-Booster Pedal for over-gandiose stage personalities

      The Self-Deprecator

      The Self-Deprecator is the single most effective Ego-Deflator pedal on the market today (was that a bit too pompous? Sorry, we didn’t mean it!)

    • The Shield – a guitar effects pedal for difficult work situations

      The Shield – Your Soul Protector

      The Shield Soul Protector Pedal – a guitar effects pedal to get you through toxic difficult workplace situations

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