They come in many colours and they do wondrous things

Imaginary Guitar Pedals

I started using AI because I wanted to create some cool T-shirt designs for guitar players. In April 2026, when GPT became capable of designing complete ads with slogans, text and even a genuine sense of humour, I somehow ended up turning everything around me into a guitar pedal.

A strange habit. No doubt about it.

HTTP 500 — Internal Server Error

An HTTP 500 Internal Server Error means something went wrong on the website’s server. So it’s really not your problem even though right now it is!
The Riverbank Harmonist

The Riverbank Harmonist brings instant harmony to your playing: You are no longer alone but singing with your furry friends at a picknick by the river. What could be sweeter than this?
Seal Squeak

This is a pedal that will make you the star at every children’s birthday party, and in nursery and primary school too, probably, because it’s so cute and so adorable and really so… cute.
ITS-42 – Ultimate Answering Machine

Want to know the answer to all your guitar tone questions? ITS-42.
Juggler’s Delight

The EJC (European Jugglers Convention) is an annual event that gives jugglers from all over Europe the chance to meet, perform, learn and have lots of fun!
Level Bleed

All is not lost when Reality becomes uncertain. 不確かでも、すべてが終わるわけではない。
Gen Alpha – The Digital Native

A guitar pedal for digital natives. You rely on screen time, not stage time? You learned to swipe before you learned to write? This is for you! All knobs are reliably labelled. You get instant gratification instead of experience. Practice…
The Moose

Built for clarity, made for harmony. By the way, can you guess where we spent our holidays this year?
The Self-Deprecator

The Self-Deprecator is the single most effective Ego-Deflator pedal on the market today (was that a bit too pompous? Sorry, we didn’t mean it!)
WordPress Mindfuck

This pedal lets you dial in code bloat until the page bursts, conjure up plugin conflict you wouldn’t wish on your worst enemy, bring out security risk to make the crowd go running scared, and create general chaos and mayhem…