They come in many colours and they do wondrous things

Imaginary Guitar Pedals

I started using AI because I wanted to create some cool T-shirt designs for guitar players. In April 2026, when GPT became capable of designing complete ads with slogans, text and even a genuine sense of humour, I somehow ended up turning everything around me into a guitar pedal.

A strange habit. No doubt about it.

Collapse – Dystopia Creator Pedal

If your aim is to plunge your audience into deep confusion and despair, to utterly destroy all their hope for a decent future, and to leave them and their offspring with no way out, then look no further: This is…
The Peacekeeper

The new Peacekeeper pedal by Harmony Electrics — World peace has never felt so possible!
The Fish Tank

This pedal exists for the sole reason of allowing us to claim, “It’s built like a fish tank.” Because it is. It also has that nice bubbly submarine sound. But most of all: It’s built like a fish tank
HTTP-502 Bad Gateway

To resolve an HTTP 502 Bad Gateway error, you must first determine if you are an everyday web visitor experiencing a temporary glitch, or a website developer/administrator dealing with an infrastructure breakdown. That is: You have to find out who…
TD-444 ToneDeath

This pedal flattens your sound until it is flatter than any flat earth believer could imagine things to be
The Apologizer

When you’ve overstepped once again on stage or during rehearsals: Step on the Apologizer. People will forgive you.
The Shark Jumper

When the best lies behind you, shark up what’s coming!
The Super-Confuser

The Super-Confuser is for players who reject predictability as too uncreative. With its plethora of nonsensically named knobs it will drive you insane in an instant!
The Skunk

What does it even do?? Well, you’ll have to follow your nose to find out …
These funny little boxes …

Neat little coloured boxes, full of promise — a promise of wondrous sounds, yet unheard of, to come into this world.