Imaginary Guitar Pedals

I started using AI because I wanted to create some cool T-shirt designs for guitar players. In April 2026, when GPT became capable of designing complete ads with slogans, text and even a genuine sense of humour, I somehow ended up turning everything around me into a guitar pedal.

A strange habit. No doubt about it.

  • The Giraffe – the first guitar effects pedal that is able to extend your guitar's neck length.

    The Giraffe

    The only pedal that lets you customize your guitar’s most iconic feature: its neck.

  • The Shield – a guitar effects pedal for difficult work situations

    The Shield – Your Soul Protector

    The Shield Soul Protector Pedal – a guitar effects pedal to get you through toxic difficult workplace situations

  • The Toxic Boss – a mean pedal that that will cause real problems at the workplace if used properly.

    The Toxic Boss

    The Toxic Boss brings out the worst in you and lets you rule them all — right to the very last row.

  • Black Hole Surfer Space Destruction pedal – not just an effect but a cosmic event

    The Black Hole Surfer

    From the depth of space comes a new dimension in sound destruction: The Black Hole Surfer bends time, warps space, and delivers total sonic annihilation.